In 1987, Lancifer wandered into Mike’s Pawn Shop and bought a mysterious egg for $1.37. He kept the egg incubated under his pillow for 23 years until it finally hatched. What crawled out of the egg wasn’t a chicken or a duck-billed platypus; instead, it was a 3-eyed monster with facial hair and a runny nose.

Lancifer’s Pet Monster is a Light Blue and Black design printed on Lemon Yellow American Apparel unisex shirts. It is also available on hoodies. American Apparel shirts tend to run small, and may shrink slightly when washed the first time. Please review our sizing page for more details. Designed by Rad Wayne.